That Crazy Fangirl

whycantyoucare

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fatthefuckup fatthefuckup

Support fat girls that have double chins and don’t have hourglass figures.

Support fat girls that are super curvy.

Support fat girls that eat junk food and don’t exercise.

Support fat girls that eat healthy and workout.

Support fat girls who want to lose weight.

Support fat girls who don’t want to lose a single pound.

We’re in this together, they’re no exceptions.

nltrog3n

why support fat girls that eat junk food and don’t exercise? That isn’t healthy. Thats like saying support skinny girls who doesn’t eat and exercise loads. Why is it nowadays everyone keeps glorifying basically being fat just because ‘society’ wants girls to be skinny? The truth is there is more risk to being overweight than people underweight. So no, we shouldn’t support fat girls that eat junk food and don’t exercise because thats just a road to suicide.

fatthefuckup fatthefuckup

Because people can do whatever the fuck they want and should be treated like humans regardless. (ﾉ◕ヮ◕)ﾉ*:･ﾟ✧

minityleroakley

charlesoberonn charlesoberonn

If something is ‘old as fuck’ then it’s about 1.2 billion years old because that’s when life evolved sexual reproduction.

ultimateventist ultimateventist

#wow #fuck is old

professorfangirl

However, if something is “old as balls” it’s only about 65 million years old, when placental mammals began to evolve proper testicles.

moenetteistumblin moenetteistumblin

I love biologists.

changkyuh-remade-deactivated201

THE ULTIMATE ANSWER TO WHETHER OR NOT BREASTS ARE SEXUAL ORGANS

khaleesi-lifts khaleesi-lifts

Do they produce haploid gametes (either sperm or ovum) that can fuse to ultimately form an embryo? No.
Do they transport gametes? No.
Do they house the fetus during pregnancy? No.
Are they involved in the reproductive system of mammals? No.
Well what do you know, looks like they aren’t fucking sexual organs.

kaitlifts kaitlifts

I know that a few of you might need to read this, just for clarification.

swoobats

omg can you imagine a baby growing in a boob

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note to self:

dopegirlfresh

next time you think you look fat in a dress, remember that you look fat in everything you wear. because you’re fat.

and it’s okay.

officialjeffgoldblum

this is really good advice and actually makes me feel a LOT better. thank you.

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Louie - "So Did the Fat Lady" (Vanessa's Speech)

Vanessa: Ugh, dammit. That is so goddamn disappointing, Louie.
Louie, you know what the meanest thing is you can say to a fat girl? "You're not fat." I mean, come on, buddy. It just sucks. It really really sucks. You have no idea. And the worst part is, I'm not even supposed to do this. Tell anyone how bad it sucks, because it's too much for people. I mean, you, you can talk into the microphone and say you can't get a date, you're overweight. It's adorable. But if I say it, they call the suicide hotline on me.
I mean, can I just say it? I'm fat. It sucks to be a fat girl. Can people just let me say it? It sucks. It really sucks. And I'm going to go ahead and say it. It's your fault.
Look, I really like you, you're truly a good guy, I think. I'm so sorry. I'm picking you. On behalf of all the fat girls, I'm making you represent all the guys. Why do you hate us so much? What is is about the basics of human happiness, feeling attractive, feeling loved, having guys chase after us, that's just not in the cards for us? Nope. Not for us. How is that fair? And why am I supposed to just accept it?
Louie: You know, Vanessa, you're a very, really beautiful—
Vanessa: If I was a very, really beautiful, then you would have said yes when I asked you out. I mean, come on, Louie, be honest here. You know what's funny? I flirt with guys all the time. And I mean the great looking ones, the really high-caliber studs? They flirt right back, no problem. Because they know their status will never be questioned. But guys like you never flirt with me, because you get scared that maybe you should be with a girl like me.
And why not? You know, if you were standing over there looking at us, you know what you'd see? That we totally match. We're actually a great couple together. And yet, you would never date a girl like me. Have you ever dated a girl that was heavier than you? Have you?
Louie: Yes I have, yes I have.
Vanessa: No no no, I didn't say have you ever fucked a fat girl, Louie. I'm sure you have. Every guy has. I mean, when I met you, if I had said, "Hey, do you want to go to the bathroom and screw on a big can of peaches?" you would have gone for it. No, I'm saying, have you ever dated a fat girl. Have you ever kissed a fat girl? Have you ever wooed a fat girl? Have you ever held hands with a fat girl? Have you ever walked down the street in the light of day, holding hands, with a big girl like me?
Go ahead. Hold my hand. What do you think is going to happen? You think your dick is going to fall off if you hold hands with a fat girl? You know what the sad thing is? It's all I want. I mean, I can get laid. Any woman who is willing can get laid. I don't want that. I don't even need a boyfriend or a husband. All I want is to hold hands with a nice guy, and walk and talk —

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whycantyoucare

sassyabrahamlincoln

water is tasteless but some water tastes better than other water

scullyandspock scullyandspock

it’s because of minerals in the water

mindfulwrath

we crave those minerals

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minityleroakley

ur sign as a smell

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Aries - vodka
Taurus - grass
Gemini - armpits
Cancer - rain
Leo - new car
Virgo - coffee
Libra - paint
Scorpio - vanilla
Sagittarius - pringles
Capricorn - honey
Aquarius - wet rocks
Pisces - fresh laundry

baesitter

HONESTLY FUCK YOU FUCK ALL OF YOU FICK U WHY DOES GEMINI ALWAYS GET THE SHITTY ONES IM TIRED OF THIS MY SIGN DOES NOT REFLCT MY PERSONALITY YALL CAN ALL UNFOLLOW ME DAMN FUCK U MAN